The Meeting

(They met at a party).
"What are you doing after the party?"
"Well, that depends."
"On what?"
"On whatever you're doing."
"Well, you know what I want to do!"
"Then why are we still talking."
"Let's go!"
"I'm right behind you.
(The two leave the party without being noticed.)
"Is this your first time?"
"No, I'm a pro and I hope you are too; otherwise I could have stayed at the party."
"I guess we are about to find out!"
(They head towards the sofa.)
"I thought you said you were a pro."
"I AM! Checkmate... You lose!"